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Q1) A - Age you lost your virginity? 14
Q2) B - Birthday? 9th September and don't you forget
Q3) C - Dream Car? Atm a smart roadster even though I wouldn't fit in it
Q4) D - Dad's Name? David
Q5) E - Easiest person to make you laugh? Amie
Q6) F - Food you eat the most? Chicken
Q7) G - Any encounters with ghosts? No but I'm open
Q8) H - Happy? Kinda
Q9) I - Interesting fact people don't know about you? I am very very shy
Q10) J - Jumped in a pool with all your clothes on? No
Q11) K - Kissing with eyes open or closed? Closed
Q12) L - Last time you did something "bad"? I'm a "very bad boy" ;)
Q13) M - Most memorable moment you can think of in a moment? Getting expelled from school
Q14) N - Nickname? Bing
Q15) O - Are you organized? Not in the slightest
Q16) P - Person you last talked to on the phone? Neil
Q17) Q - Last quote you heard? Probably something from family guy
Q18) R - Last 18 Rated movie you saw? Probably a home made one.
Q19) S - Song you last sang? Tenacious D, Fuck her gently
Q20) T - Time you woke up? About 1.30
Q21) U - U like who? Erm Katt, Lucy.... How much space have I got
Q22) V - Vegetable you hate most? Mushroom
Q23) W - What are you most afraid of? Myself when I loose my temper
Q24) X- X- rated love life? Definitely
Q25) Y - Yellowcard or Green Day? Green Day
Q26) Z- Zodiac Sign? Virgo

38 QUESTIONS:

Today did you...

1. Talk to someone you fancy:
Yeah Katt

2. Buy something:
No I havent left the house

3. Get sick:
Nope

4. Sing:
Yes to myself as always otherwise i would shater the windows

5. Talk to an ex:
Nope

6. Miss someone:
Not particularly

Last person who....

7. Slept in your bed:
Me

8. Saw you cry:
My family38 QUESTIONS:

Today did you...

1. Talk to someone you fancy:
Nope

2. Buy something:
I bought a load of cheese & onion sandwiches from tesco cos they were reduced to 40p...and now I feel sick

3. Get sick:
I have a bad cold if that counts

4. Sing:
Yes

5. Talk to an ex:
Nope...they're all dead to me, lol

6. Miss someone:
Not particularly

Last person who....

7. Slept in your bed:
Me

8. Saw you cry:
Emma after i finished loosing my temper with her

9. Made you cry:
Emma cos she made me loose my temper at her

10. Went to the movies with?
Emma

11. You went to the mall with (not including family)?
Probably Emma again

12. Said "I Love You" and meant it:
Emma

Have you....

13. Ever been in a fight with your pet:
No. Cant fight with gold fish and my dog was to sweet to fight with

14. Been to California:
Nope florida yeah but not California

15. Been to Mexico:
Nope

16. Been to Canada:
Nope but I want to just to see matt and mitch again

17. Been to Europe:
Yes

Questions...

18. Do you have a crush on someone:
Yeah I always do

19. What book are you reading now:
Deception Point, Dan Brown

20. Best feeling in the world:
I should probably say somthing sarcastic here like my hand as it hit a nic round arse, but im not ill say relising that people love you for you

21. Future kids names:
Marc for a boy, and Stacy for a girl

22. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:
Not in my bed but there are loads in my room

23. What's under your bed:
Loads of random crap including a cane, a pair of hand cuffs, a candle making kit and a few random board games

24. Favorite sports to watch:
Basket ball and suprisingly Currling

25. fave Location:
New York, London, any big city with loads of stuff happening

26. What are you most scared of right now:
Lucy killing me when she finds out i sent her the card

27. Where do you want to get married?
Anywhere aslong as the bride is not wearing white (preferably red), ohh yeah not a church

28. Do you have a job:
No but i need one so if anyone know where there is one going give me a shout

29. Do you like being around people:
Depends who they are

30. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with:
All the time

31. Have you ever cried:
Yes, hasn't everyone?

32. Are you lonely right now?
Yewah cos its 2.11am and noone is online to talk to

33. Song that's stuck in your head right now:
none at the minute

34. Played strip poker:
Yeah ohh the memories must do that again any girls wana join in let me know

35. Gotten beaten up:
Not really, most ppl that dont know me are sceared cos of my size

37. Been in a mosh-pit:
No but i have been next to one that was happening to county music at Middlesbrough Music Live

I found this kicking around on myspace give it a go and yes before anyone say something i can think of a lot more movies myself but it is as I found it

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 70 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 189 movies on this list.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates Of The Caribbean
() Boondock Saints
() The Mexican
() Fight Club
() Starsky & Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
() Airplane
Total: 4

() The Princess Bride
() Young Frankenstien
() Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy
() Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
() Saw
() Saw II
() White Noise
() White Oleander
() Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
() Jason X
Total: 2

(x) Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
Total: 6

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
() Resident Evil
() Resident Evil 2
() The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
() The Village
() Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch.
() Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch
Total: 5

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 7

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
() A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() Kingpin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet The Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
() Joe Dirt
Total: 4


(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport To Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
() Halloween
(x) The Ring
() The Ring 2
Total: 9

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 0

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Bride of Chucky
()Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare On Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
() Remember The Titans
() Coach Carter
(x) Bad Boys
Total: 4

(x) Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
() Identity
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
TOTAL: 4

(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
() Children Of The Corn
() My Boss' Daughter
() Maid In Manhattan
() Frailty
Total: 3

() Best Bet
(x) How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
() She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
() Sideways
() Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble In Little China
Total: 3

(x) X-men
(x) X-men2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
() Catch Me If You Can
() The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign Of Fire
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
Total: 7

() Swimfan
() Miracle
() Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
(x) Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
(x) Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
() A Walk To Remember
() Boogeyman
Total: 3

() Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack Of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return Of The Jedi
() Troop Beverly Hills
() Swimming With Sharks
Total: 7

() Air Force One
() For Richer Or Poorer
() Trainspotting
() People Under the Stairs...
() Blue Velvet
() Sound Of Music
(x) Parent Trap
() Parent Trap Re-make
() The Birds
(x) Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3
Total: 4

() Empire Records
() SLC Punk
() Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
() The Silence Of The Lambs
() Sleepy Hollow
() I Heart Huckabees
() 24 Hour Party People
() Blood In Blood Out
Total: 1

() Thirteen Ghosts
() Manic
() American History X
() Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
() Canadian Bacon
() Big Black Titties
() How High
() The Jackal
()My Little Ponys Grand Adventure 2
Total: 1

TOTAL: 74
So apparently i have no life :(


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Ok you know when you fell like your life has been flipped upside down, you know longer know which way is forward and which is back. That's how I feel at the minute.

A few minor events that I would normally shake off and particualy ignore have all hit me at the same time my mind is constantly overwhelmed. I don't really know where to start with this post. As most of you know my writing skills are crap to say the least and I don't quite know how to explain how I'm felling at the minute. I think the best way for me to do this is going to be to start from the begiing of this week and then see what you make of it.

First of all this weeks build up
Last week I wasn't very well I took a few days off college was generally very ill when I was in and due to that I wasn't eating a lot

OK MONDAY

This was the first day I realized I wasn't eating properly. I have gotten over my illness but I was not eating properly. Its not like I'm trying to starve myself so I loose weight I'm just not felling Hungry and therefore didn't want to eat.
Went to the doctors for an ashma clinic appointment. Basically they thought I was using my enhalers more than I needed even thought I was actually using them less they perscribed but they put me on a steroid inhaler. If I had thought I would have mentioned to the nurse that I wasn't eating but I didn't realize till I got home.
Also I went shopping for valentines day today and while buying a card I thought, Lucy has been a bit down lately particularly when I mentioned valentines day to her, as she had recently broken up with her boyfriend and had quite been the same since. So I thought ill get her a anonymous valentines day card and drop it in to her bag during Tuesday...
Oh yeah forgot to mention what went wrong today completely miscalculated my times on the buses as the x56 now takes an extra 15 ins to get in to town as it hits all the traffic near palister park. So turned up late for the doctors.

TUESDAY
VALENTINES DAY

Today wasn't to bad again I didn't eat. But my frees this morrning went reasonably well. Spent the time in DT as usual but didn't have a lot to do spent most of the time waiting for varnish to dry. But 2nd lesson all the science departments had to go to this particle physics lecture from Durham uni. Sam dragged me along with his first year class. It was quite interesting. After accounting I went back to DT n ended up spending all dinner in there so I only had double maths left now to get the card to lucy. I managed to last lesson I slipped it in to her art bag while she wasn't looking. I think this is one of the things that has confused me so much this week. I mean don't get me wrong I love Emma but recently I have been getting fellings for Lucy aswell I'm not sure if its that big brother type fellings I always get when I get close to a female or if its something more. I didn't see Emma today her nanna and her girlfriend where getting married (civil partneship thing). And to add to today's confusition it was Carl's Birthday today but unfortunately I didn't have the money or the back strength to make it to rylies and back. So I stayed at games club and ended up playing cards with Swin and Lauren. Also today my dad picked us up from games club I meant to tell him I was getting a tattoo but I total forgot so none of my family know yet n I'm getting it on Thursday (23rd).

WEDENSDAY

Today thing start to fuck up (if you will pardon my french) the day started of as normal I left the house on time and made it to the bus stop fine (my uncle is off work this week so I'm on the bus) we wait till 8.20 the bus is due at 8.05 and then everyone simultaneously split from the bus stop. I bump in to Ashling n Genna on the bridge as Ashling finishes on the phone to college the bus had broken down and they were sending another I the end we had to wait 1.5 hours total for the bus and we completely missed 1st lesson (my only free of the day) again no dinner but I was meant to go play chess at dinner time. Completely forgot spent all the time in DT, DT seams to be the only thing that is keeping me going at the minute in college. Lucy was off today but she hadn't found the card I forgot she doesn't have art till Friday. The bus was fine to take us home on the way I thought Simon started work today so ill nip in and see him had a good laugh helped him lock up and he came around mine. I gave him the sliver queen he ordered of eBay and the first few episodes of 24 season 5.
This is where is start to lose track of my memories. I don't know if its because my mind is to confused to remember anything or if its because I'm trying to block it out. My cousin has had a drug problem for a while and she is always borwing money off people to get he fix and she is stealing from the family ect at the minute but it all came to a head tonight. My aunt and uncle where out for a meal I decided to stay in as I had loads of maths work to do. So my cousin (Cheryl) rings me while there out "is uncle Paul there?", "No there out for a meal" "Can u ring them for me I need to borrow some money" "#sigh# Ok then" "get them to ring me back here.."
and then the payphone cuts out, none of use know where here is at the minute as she has moved 3 times in the past 5 months, But I ring him anyway tell him Cheryl is on the hunt for money again and he tells me to get her to ring his mobile if she rings back so when she rings back I tell her he hasn't got the money to lend her but to ring him on his mobile. I then get some story about he being punched in the face but I gave her the number anyway. The next thing I knew my aunt n uncle where on there way home, Cheryl was coming round I was not to answer the door till they got in. Needless to say Cheryl knocked on the door before they got in and I left the door alone but look out the window and there she was shaking like a leaf in the car, no kids and I thought, stay out of the way, stay the hell out of the way and I did but I heard it all from up here. My uncle had rang her mam and she had came around. Apparently she owed her dealer some money he was going to kill her she had already been hit in the face blah blah blah blah blah. I waited till I heard the door go and gave it a few minutes. That's when I found out he mam was round and we found out everything that had gone on in the past few months with Cheryl. I don't want to go it to much detail but it involved a lot of stealing, pawning things, forgetting about the kids ect ect ect ect. It went on till 4 am while her mam drank 0.5 a bottle of Jim Beam n my aunt drank about 1.5 bottles of wine. So I didn't get to sleep till 4.30am

THURSDAY

Ok Thursday well needless to say I slept in not getting to sleep till 4 30 and all. I eventually get up at 8am got dressed and yes I missed the bus so basically I'm screwed. I'm stuck using public transport. So I get on the next 12 that comes and txt lucy to tell her ill be late in. Then my phone battery dies so no chance to ring college. I eventually get in to college at 9.45am 10mins before firstlesson finishes. So I missed pure maths basically. Went up to Applied that was quite boring as normal. Lucy still hasn't found the card yet but she has art on Friday and its with her art stuff. Went to DT after lucy and Amie got picked up. Worked through dinner again and then on in to DT. Was meant to have accounting next but malcomb was away and the cover that we were meant to have didn't turn up. So I went back to DT to wait for the next bus and I talked to Sam about Wednesday night. Missed the x56 so got the 65 and rang Emma like we had planned turned out she wasn't working this morning so was going for the bus now, but I get to the bus station and ring her she hadnt even left her house needless to say this got me annoyed I left early to meet her and she doesn't turn up if I knew that I would have stayed in DT and worked. Anyway games club was the same as normal. Apart from the fact I fell down and distracted all night due to Wednesday.

FRIDAY

I think the lack of sleep caught up with me I didn't wake up at all even when I was shouted. So I decided to miss maths completely and slept all day this allowed me to think things over and settled me quite a bit but still know news on Lucy with the card as I wasn't in college and hadn't spoke to her on msn all day.

UPDATE

Its Tuesday, I still fell shitty but I just found out lucy found the card yesterday she doesn't know who gave it to her but Amie (her sister thinks it was me). I should have some more news next week as there are rumors of a committee shuffle around which might mean me and Simon get on the committee even though we did get in due to the club members votes.

I will leave this post with a poem.

Drink and you shall sleep
Sleep and you shall not sin
Do not sin and you shall be saved
therefore drink and you shall be saved